Serial killer still terrorizes community
     The Standorf police department announced today that the serial killer known as the Pathside Slasher is still on the loose.
     A spokesman reminded the residents of Standorf and nearby towns to be on the lookout for a large, chubby man carrying an axe.  According to one witness who survived an attack, the Pathside Slasher has a severe case of jaundice, which causes his skin to have a yellow appearance.

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